I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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