you would pick up someone in the library
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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