That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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