All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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