He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
