His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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