please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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