Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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