i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
