Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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