I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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