puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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