He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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