Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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