At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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