The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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