I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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