help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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