In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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