My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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