I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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