Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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