so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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