About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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