just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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