i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My vagina is officially offended.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.