Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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