im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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