It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
These tits shall not be calmed
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