You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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