her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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