why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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