Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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