THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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