Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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