The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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