the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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