ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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