I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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