She's JV to your varsity
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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