so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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