I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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