And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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