When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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