do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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