I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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