Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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