Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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