ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
What a dumb baby whore.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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