So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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