I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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