Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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