You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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