Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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