isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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