Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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