oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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