At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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