Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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